It’s good to be back. First off, we would love to thank Derek Fisher, Billy Hunter, and David Stern for painfully pounding out the new collective bargaining agreement between the NBPA and NBA. We, the fans, are so happy that the players were able to get their 51.2% of the revenue. Who knows how they would have fed their families with anything less…
Tonight is game night! With all the recent changes in the Jazz organization we could probably spend a lot of time talking logistics, but that would be boring. Instead, let’s just take a look as to why the Jazz are going to help the Lakers achieve a solid 0-3 start, and consistently dominate throughout the season.
Youth. 3 sophomores. 2 rookies. 70% of the Jazz are under the age of 28. Shortened condensed season. Advantage, Jazz.
Jeff Hornacek. Did you ever see that guy play? Rumor has it that he’s an even better assistant coach than was a player.
Jazz fans. We’re the meanest, loudest, most loyal fans everrr!
Paul Millsap. He makes the Miami Heat look foolish.
No Deron Williams to ruin our team.
Derrick Favors. He’s the next Karl Malone.
Green Uniforms. The Jazz always win in green.
Gordon Hayward. He’s a tall, young, skinny, white kid! Remember when he owned Kobe at the end of last season? Expect more of that this year.
Jazz Jam Championships. Without halftime slam dunk contests all would be lost.
Tonight all of our dreams come true!
GO Jazz!!!!
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